Pokémon TV Lost
Episodes
Lo and behold! The two most
disturbing Pokémon episodes that will never air on
American TV EVER!
Note: One picture here has a
rapid flashing background. Please, don't stick your face
close to the computer monitor. And if you are prone to
epileptic seizures, just stay away from this page all
together. If you take your chances and something bad occurs
(like headaches or seizures), it's not my fault, because I
already warned you about it. You chose to view
it.
And don't complain to me that you
can't read. If you're over 8 and you can't read this
warning, then you've got some major educational
problems.
1. Holiday at Porta
Vista (aired between episodes 17 &
18)
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Whoo hoo!
On June 24th, 2000, this episode was actually aired
on national American television. Wheee! But if you
ask me, this should have stayed lost.
But if you
want to read what I had before, uhm.... keep on
reading. Hoo haa!
My
Summary:
Ash's mom and Dr. Oak happen to come to Porta
Vista, at the same time that Ash, Misty, and Brock
came after their encounter with the Giant
Pokémon. The group find Ryu, an old man who
runs a beach house. Somehow, Ash's antics destroys
Ryu's wooden dock. However, Ryu is too poor to try
to repair the dock, and Ash & Co. are also
poor. The party later learn of a beauty pageant,
"Miss Sunburn". And the prize money is enough to
pay off the dock. So Misty and Ash's mom join the
contest. Later, Team Rocket is back at it again,
and enters the contest also (yes, both Jesse
and James). In order for James to
participate, he has to wear a body suit with
fake... thingies.... so that he can looks like a
woman. But eventually Team Rocket goes tiresome and
stirs up some havoc. Ash and his Pokémon
eventually drive Team Rocket away. Later Ash's mom
wins the competition and gives the money to Ryu to
fix his deck.
Official
Summary:
After finally escaping the deserted
island, our heroes arrive in Acapulco, the world's
greatest resort. They begin their vacation on
endless beautiful beaches lined with palm trees.
Ash, Misty and Brock go joyriding in a cruiser
belonging to an old man and, inadvertently, break
it. Our heroes and their Pokémon work
temporarily for the old man to pay off their debt.
Business is booming, creating resentment from his
main competitor. As a result, Team Rocket is
employed to interfere. Ash and friends only see
this as a temporary set back, and come up with a
plan that will blow the old man's competitor and
her co-conspirators, Team Rocket, out of the water.
During all of this commotion, Professor Oak and
Ash's mother unexpectedly show up to witness Ash
defeat his competitors and prove himself to be one
step closer to becoming a Pokémon Master.
The
reason why it won't air in the US: James
takes his cross-dressing schemes a bit too far. The
SB&P (Standard Broadcasts & Practices, TV
censors) thinks that this'll warp the children.
Check
out this
screenshot.
(Watch out, this'll warp the kids for sure!
[sarcastic])
Opinion:
I'm sure it will, but there's nothing saying that
you can cut out those scenes or just zoom in on
their heads so that you can't see all the naughty
scenes. Bah!
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2. Electric Soldier
Porygon
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My
Summary:
Pokémon centers have a system to
transport Pokéballs to other centers. One
day, the system just breaks down. Dr. Akihabara,
who developed the system, sends Ash and his friends
fine out what's wrong. Our heroes find out that
Team Rocket has broken in, capturing
Pokéballs. This caused the Pokéball
transporter system to shut down. While Ash and so
forth fight Team Rocket, an unexpected error
occurs. Nurse Joy is afraid that the system
crashed, and orders a security company to install a
vaccine program. The program later is activated and
takes the form of a missile. The vaccine program
doesn't realize that Ash and his friends aren't
bugs in the computer and constantly attacks them.
Porygon, a Pokémon that Ash and Co. used to
enter the system, eventually leads the crew to
safety.
The reason why
it won't air in the US: As the missiles were
being fired towards Ash and Co.'s general
direction, Ash uses Pikachu to knock out a few of
them before it hits them. Pikachu does, and the
missile explodes in a rapid flashing red-blue
effect.
Unfortunately, flashing is #1 on a kid's bad list.
When the episode aired in Japan, about 700 kids
were rushed to a hospital due to epileptic
seizures. Since there's more kids in the US than in
Japan, a greater number of kids will suffer
seizures.
Here's
a clip of the episode (approx 2
megs). If
you get seizures, it's not my fault. You chose to
watch it.
Opinion:
Now what I don't get is why don't they just edit
out the flashing parts? North America (or just the
US) has very good editing equipment, so something
like that can be done so easily! Look:
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The
"evil" flashing scene...
(If you get seizures, it's not my fault.
You chose to watch it.)
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An
edited scene with the flashing replaced
with an explosion.
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Now the new
picture was done in like 10 minutes using just
Adobe Photoshop. The guys how distribute
Pokémon to the States has a lot more time on
their hands and a lot more money. The flashing can
easily be replaced with a regular explosion. Sure,
the quality of the scene won't be the best, but
it'll save lots of kids!
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3. Legend of
Dratini
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Official
Summary:
After finally entering the Safari Zone, our
heroes meet up with the elderly supervisor of the
zone. As they are being explained the rules of the
safari zone in his office, a picture, carefully
hung there, catches Ash's attention. It is a
picture of the elderly supervisor as a boy, taken
alongside a Dratini, the legendary Pokémon.
Ash asks desperately about the existence of
Dratini, but the elderly man denies everything.
Hearing of the plenitude of Pokémon in the
safari zone, Team Rocket also arrives on the scene.
The reason why
it won't air in the US:
This
episode was never aired because the Game Warden of
the Safari Zone began shooting at people. The
Censors pulled the episode out because of that,
most likely using several school shootings as a
reason to pull it off the air.
(Thanks to Karl Rodulfo
[Rhod718@email.msn.com] for this
info.)
Opinion:
Bah! It's not like kids haven't seen guns and
shooting on TV. I watch that kind of stuff all the
time when I was a kid. I don't have a criminal
record, nor do I have a gun and start shooting
people. I'm a regular kid who works hard in school
and doesn't do anything to jeprodize my future or
anyone's life.
Parents,
did you ever watch any cowboy or Western TV shows
when you were a kid (like the Lone Ranger)? Am I
wrong when I say that western and cowboy shows and
movies have a lot of shooting in it? Did that
"warp" you to a point where you'd start shooting
people in real life? I doubt it. My dad watched all
sorts of western TV shows and he never shot a
person in his life. Plus he was able to raise me, a
very smart and sensible kid and a really cool
webmaster to boot! What gives here?
Also,
if censors are pulling it because of it may causing
a school shooting... get a clue! OK, a few bad
apples do surface, but how many kids don't
plan to shoot someone at school? In a school of
say... 800 kids, and 2 people plan a shooting. OK,
that's 2 bad apples (who, through psychological
and blackground analysis, learned shooting from
their parents and not cartoons). But then that
means 798 other kids don't want or plan to shoot.
That's 99.75% of the students who wont shoot. Plus,
there are thousands of other schools that have
never witnessed a school shooting. Take my high
school. It was built in 1964, and not one school
shooting has occurred (to my knowledge).
On
top of that, remember the Squirtle Squad episode?
Remember the part where Team Rocket robs the store,
and when Ash walks in, like 5 or 6 people with
rifles and other weapons point their guns at Ash?
What gives here then??
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